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KNEEL???????????? Why you dirty old man! Why I never!
NO I WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT CHRIST!!!!
Jesus is in heaven sitting at the fathers right hand waiting for him to tell him that it is time for the rapture! I will serve the true god only and you are not him!
Jesus warned me about you time and time again!
matthew 24:4-5
And jesus answered and said unto them, take heed that no man decieve you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am christ; and shall decieve many.
Matthew 24: 11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall decieve many.
Matthew 24: 23-25
Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is christ, or there ; believe it not.
For there shall arise false christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Behold, I have told you before.
I know what my father said is true…and when the son of man comes he will take all that are saved and washed in his blood up to heaven with him. That is when I will see jesus and then I will worship HIM just as I do on this world of sin. HE will come back soon heed my warning.
IT’S NOT ME YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT, YOU BLASPHEMER.
Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
REPENT AND BE SAVED!
Not you, not ever, but thanks for the offer.
I follow Jesus Christ, not a substitute/fake.
Already doing it! See you soon!
Hey Jeez! Long time no see! So when did you start doing the “bow before me” thing? I thought you were all about humility and service and junk. You swiped this from Beelzebub, right? Am I right? Ah, thought so! And what’s with the new hairdo? Pretty fancy. Is that gel or– Ooh! Something sharp in there! What have you got in your hair, man? It’s like horns or something. Don’t touch you? C’mon, I’m just messing around. Lighten up!
Hmm….how can I know if its really Jesus or not…
Could ask him a question about his former life….but I never really read the bible I talk about all the time….
Ah, well. Bind faith like a child and all that. I’ll do it!
Take me Mr. Jesus, I’m yours!
Well, I won’t, but then I’m not a follower of anyone.
Bet you won’t get many takers though.
no way!! i’ll get my pants dirty!!!
Why would Jesus need cars and money? In any case… whenever your ready Jesus Ill be here waitin.
*snort* shouldn’t you be on Fremont and 4th in Vegas if you’re ordering people to kneel before you?!
Silly rabbit.
Mighty Mouse is on the way…
Matthew 24:5-6
Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many.
Mark 13:5-6
Jesus said to them: “Watch out that no one deceives you. Many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am he,’ and will deceive many.
This is blasphemy, and could be construed as offensive. More important than offending your fellow man, it may be offensive to God, whom deserves all our love and praise.
OK. I just made some cardboard wings and strapped them on and flapped my arms and flew around the world. Now over a million people saw me do it and somebody wrote a book all about it and me and my virgin mother. So you should all kneel down and worship me as your savior because if you do you get some cardboard wings just like mine when you die but if you don’t believe in me, well you just better or else. Go ahead. Get your best scientists on this and prove me a liar. I dare you.
Nope, my mother told me about boys like you!
Kneel before you?…..like in,….go down on ya’?
“Give” you all my “cash”, cars,…and worldly goods too?
CAN I HAVE A KISS FIRST?
….I should at least get a kiss before being ******* that good!
SEND ME TO HEAVEN!
Tosses all wordly possessions to Jebus*
you’re just hysterical i really can’t wait for the next question you have to ask…